miércoles, 21 de diciembre de 2016

When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Sally: He just met her... She's supposed to be his transitional person, she's not supposed to be the ONE. All this time I thought he didn't want to get married. But, the truth is, he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me.

Harry: If you could take him back now, would you?

Sally: No. But why didn't he want to marry me? What's the matter with me?

Harry: Nothing.

Sally: I'm difficult.

Harry: You're challenging.

Sally: I'm too structured, I'm completely closed off.

Harry: But in a good way.

Sally: No, no, no, I drove him away. AND, I'm gonna be forty.

Harry: When?

Sally: Someday.

Harry: In eight years.

Sally: But it's there. It's just sitting there, like some big dead end. And it's not the same for men. Charlie Chaplin had kids when he was 73.

Harry: Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.

jueves, 1 de diciembre de 2016

Este cuerpo no es mio. (2002)

Baseball, baseball, quieren anotar, si a segunda llegan te quieren acostar.

Acuestense en las flores, acuestense en las rocas. Lo unico que quieren de ti es poder poner tu cu...ando te miran, tu cuerpo es lo que buscan, nada mas les gustan tu gigante par de tetas y no hay que olvidarse del oso Bonachon;

Lo unico que quieren es tenerte en su colchon.